Facing The Music

Jackson Leaves Court Looking A Little Pale

It was only a matter of time before the 'I Read It On The Internet Blog' devoted a page to the ongoing freak show that is the life of Michael Jackson. And what better time to pay homage to the King of Pomp than with the close of his first week on trial for child molestation.

It has been suggested that Michael Jackson is just a child at heart who has never really grown up. He loves Peter Pan, he loves children, he loves to climb trees on his Neverland Ranch, and he loves to pretend he lives in a make-believe world where people don't think of him as a delusional sideshow freak.

It might be true that Jackson created Neverland to compensate for his lack of a proper childhood...but has anybody ever told this guy that most childhoods only lasts about 10, maybe 13 years tops?! And yet, exactly how long has this guy been living in Never-Neverland?! 20...maybe 25 years?! And I don't know about you, but my childhood NEVER included any monkeys!


"I'm only two years old!"

All that aside, now Jackson is fighting for his freedom from yet another charge of child molestation. He might be an easy target for money-grubbing parents who have no problem using their child as freakbait, but someone in the Jackson camp should keep this kind of thing from happening in the first place and just take this superstar aside and slap him a couple of times. And then slap him again, just for me.



"These grown-up clothes are itchy!"

Michael Jackson is in dire need of a reality check. Whether he is guilty of fondling little boys after plying them with Jesus Juice or not, he needs to knock it off and let normal kids have normal childhoods
...and for him to once and for all GROW THE HELL UP!



"Michael.....is that you?!!"


Earth to Michael.....your childhood is OVER!!!!