Who's Your Diddy?!

"Make Room For 'Diddy'"

In an announcement that has shocked the Hollywood community
- and very possibly the rest of the free world -
rapper Sean ("John".."Puffy"..."Puff Daddy"..."P. Diddy") Combs has decided yet once again to change his name.


"It's the era of 'Diddy" Combs has somehow decided. And with that decree, Sean (or whatever he's called) now wants to 'drop the P' and from now on and henceforth wishes only to be known as 'Diddy'.


"Don't CALL Me "P"!!!"

As for what brought about this latest name drop, the entertainer admitted that his previous name change left his fans uncertain of how to address him. "I felt like the 'P' was getting between me and my fans and now we're closer," Diddy said.

Well, who can blame the man?!!
Who in their right mind would want the 'P' getting in the way?!! I'm surprised he made it this long holding onto the 'P'! Imagine how many more fans he could've gotten closer to....if the 'P' hadn't gotten in the way!



"Much Better Without The 'P'!
The 'P' Was Gettin' In The Way!"

In a related story, no news has yet been released regarding the 'Sean John' line of clothing that 'Diddy' produces. However, the sweat shops in the Honduras that manufacture 'Diddy's' Duds are on high alert...preparing to remove those 'Sean John' tags, and replacing them with the much more appropriate tag: 'John'. Just in case he doesn't want the 'Sean' getting in the way.


"If I Gotta Tear Off All These Tags,
I Want An Extra 4 Cents A Day!"

In future days, I think we will all look back on this day and remember exactly where we were and what we were doing when we heard that Diddy dropped the 'P'!