Saturday, May 19, 2007

Everybody Wants To Rule The World

"She's A Maniac"

Thank you, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton! Thank you for your inspiration and for your encouragement to us, The American People. Because if it wasn't for your most recent announcement that you want The American People to help choose your campaign theme song, this blog entry would have never even been conceived! Thank you, Senator Clinton, for taking a slow news week, and helping to create the latest blog entry for thousands of bloggers across this fine nation. It's not every day that we get a story idea as custom-made as this one. You are truly an inspiration to us all.

So, being the good, patriotic citizens that we are, we here at 'I Read on the Internet' are happily throwing our suggestions into the ring as well....along with a few extra theme song suggestions for the rest of the top running candidates, even though they had the good sense not to have asked in the first place.

Our Top 3 Song Selections For Hillary Clinton's 2008 Presidential Campaign:

"Crazy" by Patsy Cline
"Dream On" by Aerosmith
"The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John

And our #1 choice for Hillary Clinton's Campaign Song for 2008....

"That'll Be The Day" by Buddy Holly

And while we're at it, here's a few more suggestions for the other candidates:

Senator Barak Obama

"Oh Lord, Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" by The Animals

Senator John McCain

"The Impossible Dream" by Paul Anka

Former New York Mayor
Rudy Guliani

"Don't You Forget About Me" by Simple Minds

Senator John Edwards

"Beautiful Loser" by Bob Seger

SenatorJoseph Bidon

"Livin' On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi

Senator Fred Thompson

"It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by R.E.M.

Senator Mitt Romney

"Who Are You?" by The Who

And, just in case he finally decides to throw his hat in the ring for one more try...

Academy Award Winner Al Gore

"Feels Like The First Tme" by Foreigner

But no matter who wins this time around, our feeling is that the theme song for the American People should be....

"Help" by The Beatles


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